Is 2018 the year when we finally save humanity from the enemies of humanity?
Will that Saint Nicholas finally deliver on his promises? What about Krampus?
The whole world is so messed up it needs Jesus to come back at least five more times to fix it!
Am I drunk or just off my meds?
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year or whatever it is you celebrate this winter holidays sales and stuff.
Did Christ really mean us to go shopping for his birthday and wait 24 hours in line to buy a $20 Crockpot? Do you really need an $800 smartphone?